I have to congratulate you all on your acheivement. 

I have never ever in my long life come accross such a huge quantity of
festering horse shite masquerading as "fact/s", "idea/s", "thought/s",
"thinking", "reason" "intellegence", "information", clustered in the
one area. A magnificent olympian feat rarely acheived in a long life
time let alone in such short a time....and with absolute consistency.
It is truly breath taking in its meaninglessness its crassness and its
clearly outright stupidity. 
No wonder the Nation is fucked.
Regards,

Your Good Friend,

Caruthers.